ahh yes 2014. the 2014th year. 2k14. 2014 years since year 0. the big 2014. the year of 2014. two thousand and fourteen. the ol 20 14
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
mirror mirror on the wall. sofa sofa over there. desk desk in that corner. im so glad im getting this home renovation
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.
OMG jump versus leap, best image ever to show ESL students!
This website is made up of killers
A compilation of my favourite ‘we’re all killers’ posts.
when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved
do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
Just press play.
I started smiling and no one knows how happy I am right now
the hardest part about this is picking which part to sing
I NEVER HIT REBLOG SO QUICK!
perks of having friends from other countries:
- they so cute hngggg
- cute accents
- something to brag about to your real life friends
- they think youre cute when your real life friends dont
cons of having friends from other countries:
- you have to get up so early or stay so late just to talk to them
- you cant hug them
- you cant kiss them
- you cant touch them
- you cant
- it hurts
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A magnet falling through a copper pipe
jfc tag your science porn guys
Never the world must gaze their eyes on our porn
It’s like the TARDIS going through the Time Vortex.
If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time
Getting real tired of Tumblr bashing white boys like they’re cool. Like I’m a white boy and I don’t do anything cool
oh shit dude no way