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lyxdelsic:

"Girls with armpit hair are gross "

bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up

one time i forgot guys had armpit hair and one of my friends was wearing a tank top and he raised his arms to stretch and i screamed because it was like bAM WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

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rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

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teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

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▶ So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made this status today…

sonically-gallifreyan:

nottoooldfordisney:

fuckingmultiverse:

letsgivethesekidsashow:

honeychildplease:

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I’m quite pleased with this.

Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.

WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT

I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT

I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY

THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”

macklebeth

Fuck yes

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neutral-voice:

ohdearhermione:

do you ever feel like your future is slipping away while you’re laughing at stupid puns on tumblr

My future isn’t slipping. It’s tumbling

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grantgustin-s:

u don’t like my blog well dats a

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fangirltothefullest:

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larwrence:

facts about other movies

"the first disney princess to be crowned quee—"

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"the first disney princess to be crown—"

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"the first dis—"

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let’s try that again

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The first person to be PHYSICALLY CROWNED as a queen instead of just having the knowledge that she is a Queen ok? YES KIDA IS A QUEEN. HOWEVER WE DO NOT GET A PHYSICAL SCENE OF HER BEING GIVEN THE TITLE OF QUEEN- PLEASE DO NOT BE UPSET- THE ORIGINAL POSTER OF THIS IS CORRECT. She was LITERALLY the first princess to be CROWNED on screen AS A QUEEN and therefore this is true. 

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cha-squad:

A few days ago, Sewol Ferry crashed and sunk. Many people lost their lives and there has been an outpour of help and support from the national and international community. We know many people would like to help and we want to organize an outreach for anyone who might interested. We have been informed that they are no longer accepting donations due to a surplus and misdistribution of supplies. However if you would like to send letters then we have provided an address and any additional tips that you may find helpful.

LETTERS:

Letters should be sent to:

Jessica Lee
531 Lasuen Mall
P.O. Box 13080
Stanford, CA 94305

In your letters feel free to express your condolences. Send messages of support and love addressed to the survivors and the families that may have been affected by this tragic event. Don’t worry about the letters not being in Korean. We have included a list of simple Korean phrases to include in your letters in addition to whatever you may have written.

The letters will be collected by our admin Jessica and sent together with an additional letter in Korean written by her explaining our efforts.

Please have your letters postmarked/sent by Wednesday, April 23th.

*EDIT* YOU MAY EMAIL YOUR LETTERS IF YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT THE DELAY. Personally, handwritten letters are preferred, but the option is still open.

—> jessicasklee4040@gmail.com <—

#PrayforSouthKorea

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datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

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ownly-lownly:

pr0karyot1c:

astrobiological:

officialcarcinogeneticist:

izzayronii:

babytaeminlove:

hewasthedrummer:

lindseyway:

Story goes that this entity is the most evil known out there and it seems to seek people of all ages that do not reblog this. The name non-tumblr users have already been killed and you’re next.
That is, if you reblog this, he’ll let you live. Now, do it. My friend Katy didn’t know how to reblog and within the hour, she died. I warned her but she didn’t

ok tumblr srsly i fucking hate you but that fucking picture ok i’ll reblog this

fuckfuckfuckfuck

this is just so i can sleep alright tonight…

this looks like it’s from something but i can’t remember

fuck posts like this they are triggering and shitty 

what kind of piece of shit skunk ape bat human hybrid with no eyes fucking seeks out people that don’t reblog a tumblr post what a shitty horror story this isn’t even that creative it’s just “hey look lts make its eyes black and give it an abnormally formed back and a bat nose okay its basically the kinkg the one and only skunk ape but it shaved”

ownly-lownly:

pr0karyot1c:

astrobiological:

officialcarcinogeneticist:

izzayronii:

babytaeminlove:

hewasthedrummer:

lindseyway:

Story goes that this entity is the most evil known out there and it seems to seek people of all ages that do not reblog this. The name non-tumblr users have already been killed and you’re next.

That is, if you reblog this, he’ll let you live. Now, do it. My friend Katy didn’t know how to reblog and within the hour, she died. I warned her but she didn’t

ok tumblr srsly i fucking hate you but that fucking picture ok i’ll reblog this

fuckfuckfuckfuck

this is just so i can sleep alright tonight…

this looks like it’s from something but i can’t remember

fuck posts like this they are triggering and shitty 

what kind of piece of shit skunk ape bat human hybrid with no eyes fucking seeks out people that don’t reblog a tumblr post what a shitty horror story this isn’t even that creative it’s just “hey look lts make its eyes black and give it an abnormally formed back and a bat nose okay its basically the kinkg the one and only skunk ape but it shaved”


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